You have no excuse to not have fun this weekend. Also, Saturday exploded.
Thursday through Saturday: Did you eat those cookies this week? Too many glasses (bottles) of beer or wine? Take it out on yourself at the RUFIT: The Virginia Beach Fitness Festival, three days of self-punishment set up just for us!
5pm: Time for Third Thursday at the Chrysler Museum of Art. Artist Hank Willis Thomas will be speaking at 6:30, and The Fuzz Band will make you wanna boogie after. At the Glass studio, you can experience glass art by Jes Fan and music by DJ TMOBYLE. Then, head to the Afterparty at Work Release with DJ HOODY and DEERPEOPLE (I assume this group wears antlers). It is also #LETTERSNFK opening weekend at Work Release.
5pm: Pucker up and head to The Birch to catch the tail end of the 4th Annual 43 Hours of Sour. This is on now and goes through Saturday.
5pm: Have a secret admirer? Alewerks does, and The Public House is showcasing it at the Release / Pint Night.
7pm through Sunday: Check out the lineup for the Norfolk Comedy Festival! There is no reason not to laugh it up this weekend.
10am-2:30pm: Fall is creeping up on us; plants versus zombies may become a reality. First? Plants. Head over to the Annual Fall Plant Sale at the Hermitage Museum and Gardens.
5:45pm: Outdoor lovers rejoice! Attend the grand opening of the new extension for the Elizabeth River Trail at the Mallory Country Club.
Friday 6-10pm and Saturday 12-10pm: Io non parlo Italiano, but I do Festa Italiana! You can too at Town Center in Virginia Beach.
9pm: Free Friday time at Work Release with DJ HOODY, SUBURBAN LIVING, and KVDET (um, how do you even say that?).
Hey, hey … it’s the Sandbridge Hei Hei Stand Up Paddle Charity Race.
9am-2pm: Find some treasure in Virginia Beach at Treasures at Trashmore, an old-fashioned community yard sale.
9am-5pm: Go play at Worldwide Day of Play at the Children’s Museum of Virginia.
10am: Dog lovers will want to grab their leashes and their furry babes for Dogs of DoG Street in Williamsburg. Supposedly a parade will be led by George Washington (told you those zombies would show up!).
10am: Enjoy a family day at Northwest River Park’s Family Fun Day in Chesapeake. There will be free canoe rentals, free paddleboat rentals and so much more!
10am-4pm: Join the Norfolk Botanical Garden for Monarch Tag & Release 2015. Participants will tag a Monarch butterfly and release it into the Garden. Training is included.
11am: Time for Sloga again (come on guys, help me make Sloga a thing!). Head to the Slover Library for a free multi-level yoga class.
11am-2pm: I have no doubt that these little cuties would actually scratch my eyes out if I tried to hug them like I’d like to, but we can celebrate them at Red Panda Day at the Virginia Zoo.
11am-4pm: More family fun can be had at the Harvest Festival at Chickahominy Riverfront Park in Williamsburg (watch out for plants and zombies).
11am-7pm: Head to The College of William & Mary for the 2015 Williamsburg International Food and Arts Festival.
11:30am-4:30pm: Don’t suffer this weekend, head to Suffolk instead for the Hey, Suffolk! Community Fest.
12-5pm: If you love local art, you’ll want to head to the Corner Gallery Norfolk Pop-Up in Virginia Beach this weekend. You’ll be supporting local artists, improving your walls, and you’ll get to see the lovely Anne.
12-9pm: The Silent Siren will be released at Reaver Beach Brewing Company, but no one will be able to hear her.
12-9pm: It is the 1st Annual O’Ctoberfest at O’Connor Brewing Company.
12-10pm: One of my favorite festivals that helps my husband remember I’m a hippie, I’ll definitely be at the ETC Festival at Town Point Park. Broom skirts aren’t included, but any ability to make your clothes out of recycled material will be appreciated at the event.
12-11pm: Apparently Young Veterans Brewing Company has a locker full of goats, and they plan to release them at Goat Locker Release Day. It may be a beer thing, though.
2pm: Do you love both REDDIT and your pooch? Head to the HR Redditor Dog Meetup at Lafayette Dog Park.
3pm: Support the artists among us who teach us appreciation at the TCC Music Faculty Solo Vocal Recital in Norfolk.
5-10pm: There is an Ultimate Girlfriend Affair at the Virginia Beach Convention Center.
5pm: Y’all like Southern Cookin’? There will be a Southern Foodways Collective pop-up at Pleasure House Brewing.
7pm: Want to hit up an old-fashioned County Fair? The Isle of Wight County Fair will feature Thompson Square.
8pm-2am: Grab five bucks, got to Work Release during the Demons record release.
8:30pm: I can pronounce two out of four of these bands – Cyaegha, Dispellment, Amara, and Rotten. They will all be at RiffHouse Pub in Chesapeake making us all question the English language.
10pm: LIVE NUDE GRILLS at 80/20 Burger Bar. I don’t think you got that quite right. Read it again more slowly you dirty bird.
11:30pm-1:30am: After I’ve gone to bed, I hope some of you will head to the Parlor on Granby for the Audiostrobelight afterparty.
11am-3pm: Help support the Friends of the Pagoda Foundation during Koi Day at the Pagoda Restaurant. Food, fun, and fish (hopefully not part of the food).
2pm: Be a part of the Kickstarter Video for Tidewater Comicon in Virginia Beach.
3-6pm: Support local by being a part of Farm to Fork 2015 in Virginia Beach.
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