Authorities were stymied as the band vanished into a dimensional hellmouth after a blistering set, but all agree: The new album is hot shit.
In the wake of a scorching trail of total destruction, Demons laid waste to large sections of downtown Norfolk this past Friday with accomplices Sunn Drug, Prayer Group, and True Body. Rescue efforts were complicated by reports of a 200-foot tall headbanging Kraken in the harbor causing massive tidal waves to flood city hall. Citizens celebrated the dawn of their new thrash overlords openly in the ruined streets.
At last word, the band is scheduled to either reappear early this January to raze up and down the East Coast on tour — or at the second blood moon of the third age of Beelzebub’s dog, Skip. Whichever comes first.
When reached for comment, the Mayor remarked, “We’re monitoring the situation very closely. But what we really need to know is: When is True Body’s record coming?” The Kraken refused to confirm or deny her existence without a release form indemnifying her of all damages.
AltDaily will report on further developments as they happen.
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